John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
by the runner October 06, 2007
I am horny, so I play wii-fuck.
by SoMePeRs0n/guy October 13, 2007
someone who thinks they are the fuckin shit at the wii, although they bite major dick. they come home everyday, playing wii as their main source of exercise.
by tyboogey September 20, 2009
Nintendo's desperate attempt to copy Apple's iPad in order to get more casuals on board yet it failed epically. The Wii u is one of Nintendo's biggest failures and anyone who disagrees is a delusional Nintendrone. The Wii u was declared dead on February 20, 2013 when the PS4 curb-stomped and annihilated it from relevancy.
Nintendrone: "Yo man, are you getting that Wii u?"
Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."
Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."
by YouKnowImRightBich September 07, 2013
Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.
The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.
2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
by ByronGman2 September 26, 2006
by Andy Ford March 14, 2008
someone who is mentally challenged as well as racist. We all know what retarted means. and i am sure most of you have seen the very asian racist Wii comercials, where the yellow skinned, pointy eyed japanease people say with a very obviously fake japanease accent "wii would like to play" while giving a stiff bow with hands folded in a very asian like way.
conrad: hey look i can speek mexican!!! "Taco burrito chihuahua gracias gracias!" duuurrrr
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
Jordan: conrad, you are Wii-tarded!
conrad: Look im asian! "Ching ching bing bing king kong sing song ring rong
ping pong tsiau mtsiau ntsiau mitsubishi honda toyota toshiba ding ding ding"
Jordan: Conrad, you are almost embarrasingly Wii-tarded
by A$hley Jacobs December 08, 2007