If a colony of wood-chewing insects had made Swiss cheese out of a single lady's prized lumber-creation, perhaps a skilled-carpenter bachelor who can neatly repair/replace said pulverized tree-fiber object might develop a "romants" wif said unmarried chick, since she'd be so grateful and admiring of said "hammer-handy" hunk!
by QuacksO February 9, 2026
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