Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018
Get the bum bleed mug.A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"
Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
Get the Bleeding Surfer mug.Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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