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skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.
by turndown4chay July 23, 2018
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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.
"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"
by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024
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Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.
Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
by alicepancakes February 10, 2019
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fake skate

Gamers that play skateboarding games like Skater XL. Most of them have their in-game character on Instagram and post footage there. Some of it went over to the mobile app True Skate and other console games like Session.
Adding to the personalities, there are also frake skate "companies" designing downloadable custom content for the games supporting it. Most of them are non profit.
I run a fake skate company.
Tony is a fake skater playing session or skater xl.
by toketwo.ts April 23, 2022
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EA. Skate 3.

A game that people play because they cant skate on a goddamn skateboard.
Jake Paul:can you do darkcatch EA. Skate 3. oooohhhhohhh????

Me: Go fuck yourself
by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020
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need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky
Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates
by poochiegown March 9, 2022
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