Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011
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because that girl i scored yesterday had such a huge lennart, i developed an irrevocable bender. needless to say that she woke up with a cleveland steamer today.
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A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.
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Get the Bender mug.Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.
*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011
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Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.
Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.
by Conan Galloway November 7, 2007
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