nintendo wii

The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.

John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?

by the runner October 21, 2007

wii-fuck

A game where you control the wii-remote like a penis and fuck a chick. there is also a gay version.

I am horny, so I play wii-fuck.

by SoMePeRs0n/guy October 29, 2007

Wii Faggot

someone who thinks they are the fuckin shit at the wii, although they bite major dick. they come home everyday, playing wii as their main source of exercise.

isnt Dylan the biggest Wii Faggot you've ever met?

ive never met him hes too damn busy playing Wii.

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

Wii u

Nintendo's desperate attempt to copy Apple's iPad in order to get more casuals on board yet it failed epically. The Wii u is one of Nintendo's biggest failures and anyone who disagrees is a delusional Nintendrone. The Wii u was declared dead on February 20, 2013 when the PS4 curb-stomped and annihilated it from relevancy.

Nintendrone: "Yo man, are you getting that Wii u?"

Guy: "Why the hell would I buy that iPad piece of dead crap when the PS4 killed it already? Get a real next gen console you loser."

by YouKnowImRightBich September 7, 2013

Nintendo Wii

Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.

The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.

1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.

2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)

by ByronGman2 September 21, 2008

Wii-kend

The development of exhaustion after extensive playing of the Nintendo Wii

Afte playing four hours of Wii Boxing, I felt very Wii-kend

by Andy Ford March 14, 2008

wii-slap

To smack another with one's wii-mote. Preferably a bitch.

If you don't stop playing like a half-troll I'm going to wii-slap your ass.

by jack bauer, after wii-slapping batman January 16, 2007