putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 4, 2022

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.

Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.

by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022

Putin

Vladdy daddy

Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

Vladdy dadd: Putin

by Have you ever been so far to d March 7, 2022

Putin

A synonym for bullshit, dog shit or shit.

"I hate (person)"
"Same. Their so Putin,"
"What?"
"Putin. Dog shit,"
"Oh, yeah"

by Mazzy63 March 7, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

INVERTED PUTIN

The reverse Putin was invented in Spain by a King named Diego.

Instructions: It's a 69 but standing up, so the girl's head is facing the floor. The girl is sucking the guy's cock and he's sucking her pussy. The girl must sing the entire Russian national anthem with his cock in her mouth. She must complete the song to the end and cannot take his cock out of her mouth until she finishes.

Mom i cannot answer the phone i am in the middle of completing the Inverted Putin.

by Spanish Tyson January 11, 2026