Zachary

A gamer boy with extremely big hands. Can definitely palm a basketball. Probably African American as determined by Kyle.

"Hey did you see that guys hands?"
"Yeah! They were huge, what a zachary"

by mellywoonka February 1, 2024

Zachary

Dumb dumb

Person 1: Is that Zachary?
Person 2: Yeah he's a dumb dumb.

by Evan is the best October 29, 2020

Zachary

He's an ok guy, average, almost like the main character in every anime or harem games, or that kid who everyone forgets except for his friends. Probably sweaty, grindy, and tries his best. Usually Asian and wears glasses, If blonde, a Zac would probably rickroll everyone and be athletic, basically the jock and very popular or the comedian (Class Clown). Just like the main character in an anime a Zachary always Stands up, falls, and stands up again, never giving up...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-

No one: ...
Zachary: Yo

Everyone: *walks*
Zac: *Naruto Jutsu Shit* and Naruto sprint

No one: ...
But Everyone: ...We're gonna fail
Zach: "NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! YEAAAAA!!!" or "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-"

"Eyo Zac" " You would be a Zachary"

by aghgmnabbscdjsajnsnmw April 5, 2022

Sad Zachary

When you get a dry hand job, no lube.

Man I was hanging with this chick and she gave me a sad Zachary

by Rice1303 August 31, 2025

Zachary zane

Most handsome son you could ever have.
He will make your heart melt by just a look.
He is funny caring and loyal .

I wish I was like zachary zane

Zz is awesome

by Queen heidi April 13, 2023

Brandon Zachary

an idiot that can't grow a beard

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot

by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021

Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022