zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

zoom mirror

someone who constantly plays with or checks their hair in the camera during a zoom meeting

Dude kept checking his hair during the meeting in the zoom mirror

by jokergman October 13, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

Zoomed

During the coronavirus lockdown in S.A. I did so many zoom meeting daily, I felt zoomed.

I am sooo zoomed today!

by chaoscameagain April 02, 2020

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Netflix and Zoom

A, usually first, movie date except online through video chat; because of coronavirus.

Since we can’t risk meeting each other to watch a movie, want to Netflix and Zoom?

by deckerinflux January 02, 2021

zoom boom

The act of collectively watching pornographic content during a Zoom meeting.

It was so fun to zoom boom with the homies last night !

by Niarcisse April 21, 2020