skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

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Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 4, 2018

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speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

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mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

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skate 4

Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven, waiting for permission by god, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate-series will not give out any information on this game.

Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.

by Jesperaae March 28, 2020

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