Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

Frozen loggy

The act of freezing your shit into a dildo shape until you later use it to fuck yourself or others with until it melts.

James used a frozen loggy on tom to pleasure him anally.

by white1_660 April 27, 2009

stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.

I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)

by david the ginger October 12, 2010

Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008