Zachary Kohel

Someone extremely peculiar to be around, he is tall, probably wears glasses, and has not yet developed a his cerebral cortex.

Wow is that Zachary Kohel? Yeah you can tell by the board on his back when he walks!

by Gogurt Tube April 5, 2023

Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!

"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"

by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022

Zachary

Zachary is one of the most loyal and loving person anyone will ever meet! Their cute, sweet, kind person! They may not always be out going but if you get to know them you would love them! If they love you they would treat you like a king/queen and no matter how mad they are!

Person 1: have you meet Zachary! His quiet but his so Kind!

Person 2: I have! They didn't talk much but they helped me out!

by AHHHHH IM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY April 25, 2022

Zachary

HUGE COCK

Man Zachary is so good in bed

by Bjorge April 6, 2021

Zachary Medley

A little thing

PERSON 1: LOOK AT MY DICK
PERSON 2: OH SHIT ITS A ZACHARY MEDLEY

by Dragonzfozil October 30, 2018

Zachary

HES ABSOLUTELY BUSSING TO THE MOST AMOUNT EVER SEEN IF YOU SEE HIM U KNOW HE HATES POCS

Damn did you see that guy he’s seriously bussin must be a Zachary .

by Zulvs June 7, 2022

A Zachary Moment

If you ever find yourself sitting in a room full of your friends, high off your ass with none of them knowing. And you have no clue what's happening around you, but your just vibing. Then you're in A Zachary Moment.

"Sorry I was stuck in A Zachary Moment. Can you start from the top?"

by FromDa903 March 27, 2021