Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022
Get the Funny Fart mug.Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.
by the fart summoner February 1, 2014
Get the unedible farts mug.The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
by The Moon Truther Furry October 23, 2019
Get the Fart Paste mug.A modern breed of music characterized by fart-like sound effects accompanied by whiney synths with happy melodies. Occasionally heard with cheerful pop-style vocals.
Person 1: "What is this weird stuff they keep playing on my radio here?"
Person 2: "That's a bunch of fart pop."
Person1: "Yeah no shit."
Person 2: "That's a bunch of fart pop."
Person1: "Yeah no shit."
by RuctusRudy December 1, 2016
Get the Fart Pop mug.Fart bucks are the currency of the developing Fart based economy and replace the bartering system used by couples when issuing penalties for farting each other as a a large collection of low value gifts contributed to global environmental issues.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
"hearing a FART You farted on me! I'm in the No Fart Zone! That's TEN FART BUCKS!"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
by RVPKASH June 22, 2022
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by Lennylovescarl May 11, 2019
Get the fart hoarder mug.When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.
by pixellen June 19, 2016
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