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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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Disgusting Little Shitboy

Ya know, that child movie character whose a brat, usually messy, always up to no good. I mean, I don't need to elaborate further it's a disgusting little shitboy.
A: Did you see that new Final Destination movie that came out?
B: Yeah.
A: That kid from the opening scene who stole pennies and threw one and caused that entire skyview disaster, I hate him.
B: Yeah me too, he's a disgusting little shitboy if you ask me.
by basically_ar December 4, 2025
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little boy

by ihatelittleboys October 7, 2023
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Little Mix

a girlgroup formed in X Factor 2011 and also the first girl group to won the competition. They usually are 4 original members, the other one left because she wants to have a full life time package of spray tan and unlimited stock of tanning machines.

Little Mix's are beautiful as 3. They look good as a trio as well. Jade, Leigh Anne and Perrie are all awesome. Aside from being a band member they are succesful business entrepreneurs as well. Jade managed a club, Leigh has several businesses and a bikini line and Perrie just launched a luxury brand that has been sold out after being released.

They can pay bills because they use their talents and brains idk about the other one tho
Person: I kinda like Little Mix now, they make good music
Mixer: listen to the new Between Us tracks, they are good asf
Person: What's a Between Us?
Mixer: it will be your new therapist, I fear
Person: I'll listen to it then
Mixer: great..
by slurrpy_dubse November 25, 2021
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Little Bitch

When you wine to your fantasy commish to get your way and then won’t own it.
SeannFitzz is such a little bitch
by Xzy555555 February 14, 2024
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little piao piao

by fushoudan August 29, 2023
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