December 5

December 5th is national ask out your crush day!

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th

by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020

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december 4

on december 4th you’re allowed to cringe because of someone else’s embarrassing ass actions

person 1: did you see what that weirdo bitch just did?
person 2: omg yes i’m so embarrassed for them

person 1: yeah i guess they’ll never learn

both: good thing it’s december 4th

by fucktheworld27 December 4, 2020

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December 8

Say yes to your girl friend, boy friend or best friend for the whole day

You: Oh shit its December 8
Girlfirend: Ha you have to say yes to me for the rest of the day
You: yep i do

by YourLocalMilkStore December 4, 2020

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December 7th

Nation ask your crush out and they have to say yes no matter what so girls/guys go ask ur crushes

Girl/boy:wanna go out with me?
Crush:no why

G/B: but it’s December 7th

Crush: awe fine ok

by Princess.khaii December 5, 2020

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December 5

National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them

Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit

by Junkostan December 5, 2020

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December 7

December 7~ National play mercy with your best friend day

Girl one: “Hey Girl, it’s december 7, guess what today is.”
Girl Two: “Aha it’s national mercy day, let’s have a game.”
Girl three: “what’s mercy”
Girl one: “mercy is where you hold both hands of your friends and try to twist them until it hurts them and they say mercy”

by NationalMercyDay December 5, 2020

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