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Rolled

When someone is not good at the sport of Track & Field or Cross Country
"I think he runs a 5:07 mile or something"

"Yeah that's rolled"
by shaber05 March 29, 2023
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Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt
by Trai Carey November 15, 2019
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rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.
karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt
by karenlondon December 24, 2021
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Full Roll Wipe

An occurrence in which one's fecal residue, left on the exterior of the anus, is so messy that one must use almost all of the toilet paper, or close to all of it, whilst still on the toilet.

It can also be known as Whole Roll Wipe.
Man, I just took a nasty dump. I needed to do the Full Roll Wipe to clean it up!
by Movie Nyucka November 7, 2013
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Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?
by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025
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tortinos pizza rolls

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN
by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021
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Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate
Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll
by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023
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