by Gumchak February 27, 2025

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
by bentrd August 16, 2025

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.
by Chalga database July 30, 2022

by naesent May 5, 2024

by Csine January 18, 2008

"dude did you see the new video from the two crew?"
"yeah it was hella siick; they both know jesus"
"yeah fo sho, i think chase is the hotter one."
"fo sho"
"yeah it was hella siick; they both know jesus"
"yeah fo sho, i think chase is the hotter one."
"fo sho"
by chasethebrilliant January 4, 2009
