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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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Rule 34.8

If it's a popular series, there is a Fandom wiki about it.
I just looked up this random ass Youtube series, why the fuck is there a Fandom wiki on it with 683 pages?! Rule 34.8 is getting too ridiculous!
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Rule 410

Rule 410 of the Internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it.
Jim: Aw man, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular animation/game)
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.
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Rule 410

Rule 410 of the internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it. No exceptions.
Jim: Aw man, they made Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular game/webseries)
Bob: Rule 410, man.
by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 20, 2024
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50 Percent Rule

When you’re high on weed and hit the vape and your high goes down 50%
Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”

Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”
by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024
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70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
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Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
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