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you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.
Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.
by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016
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Hershey kiss

When you are eating a girls booty and a little tiny turd pokes out of her butt and so you eat it like a Hershey kiss.
Last night when my gf was mad I gave her the old Hershey kiss and she was happy the rest of the day.”
by McKenzyesbootyeater69 December 23, 2021
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Kiss girlfriend day

On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day
Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day
by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021
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National kiss day

Josh:Dude I just kissed this random girl
Blake:did why?
Josh: haven’t you heard,ITS NATIONAL KISS DAY!!!
by Mauri10652 April 11, 2019
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Chemo kiss

The act of kissing your friend until he passes out, and then removing all his body hair.
Why is all my hair gone?
I gave you the chemo kiss
by yeyyea February 24, 2025
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Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.
The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.
by naked jen November 2, 2018
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Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Day

Tell your friends and tell them to pucker up cause May 14 is Nationial Kiss a Band Kid day!
It's May 14th! That means it's nationial kiss a Band Kid day!
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
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