Audibly Snorted in Silence; when you laugh out loud in a quiet place where you shouldn’t laugh out loud
by Carwreck-Horse February 10, 2019
Get the ASSedmug. 
Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.
Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
Get the Assmug. ass ass
by Jai's arch angel April 5, 2019
Get the assmug. by Just a guy06 April 23, 2019
Get the Assmug. Ass the most versatile word in the english language
Ass = butt
Get off your ass = get up
Get your ass over here = come here
Asshole = jerk
Kick your ass = beat you up
Dumbass = idiot
Other examples.
You bet your ass
You ass
Ass = butt
Get off your ass = get up
Get your ass over here = come here
Asshole = jerk
Kick your ass = beat you up
Dumbass = idiot
Other examples.
You bet your ass
You ass
by Currygoat30gs July 14, 2020
Get the Assmug.