Sal The Skeleton

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

by CD__ April 6, 2024

2 Man Skeleton

2 men who have boners (hence skeleton) and stack face up on top of each other on a sled like LEGOs. The bottom guy reaches around and uses the top man’s boner like a controller so they know which way to lean on the sled as they barrel down the ice track. But def not gay.

Omg—did you see the 2 man skeleton in the Olympics? Why would anyone do that?

by melissuhann February 22, 2026

The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons

A desolated kingdom found deep below the earth's surface. This kingdom is filled with a thousand volcanoes, thousands of sluggish rivers of lava, and a thousand skeletons. Humanity must save itself, for when all humans go extinct, they shall all plummet down to The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons, where they remain the dead creatures of the past.

I cannot believe it, when a large population of one single species die, they go to The Realm of a Thousand Skeletons!

by Voidseeker May 22, 2022