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San Francisco Fedora 

When you take a crap on someone's head.
Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.

San Francisco fedora 

The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?

san francisco catfish 

Very large and hairy male anus.
All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.
san francisco catfish by A'Louriean February 27, 2024

San Francisco Frisbee 

When someone pisses on a dinner plate and freezes it, then throw it through a window of someone’s house and it melts on the floor
“Bro my apartment smells like piss”
“Maybe someone threw a San Francisco Frisbee inside your window”

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair 

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

San Francisco telescope 

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.