the ring

Can be damaged by LORD activity. The ring should be insured against LORD activity to avoid further damage.

I must stop trading outright, this will lead to ring damage.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

clitoris ring

See clit ring.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

o-ring

1. (slang) sphincter
2. (normal) a rubbery gasket used to seal a connection between two pipes. The o-ring is squished between two flanges, forming an air-tight seal.

Don't push too hard or you'll bust your o-ring.

by Khashishi April 20, 2010

Get In The Ring

The most in your face, epic rock song ever, written by Guns N' Roses. It speaks of how the glam celebrity writers sell their souls and lie to make money off of the public.
This song was not well recieved by the media, but real Gunners fuckin loved it.

Mick Wall at Kerang!: Guns N' Roses are a bunch of stupid pussies.

Duff and Axl: Get In the ring mother fucker, and we'll kick your bitchy little ass, PUNK.

Mick: I gotta go masterbate to my mothers training bras. Bye!

by segalsens June 27, 2008

phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.

"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."

by messy2010 February 10, 2010

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 5, 2008

red ring of death

A common occurance between Xbox 360 owners. Caused because Microsoft was too quick in building their console, resulting in cheap software. The worst is when the top right is not lit, meaning software failure. Many websites recommend you fixing it yourself, but this is highly unrecommended, due to tampering and resulting in loss of warranty. Do not listen to these people! They don't know how to fix nothing!

Person 1: Man! The red ring of death for the second time!
Person 2: Just twice?! You're lucky! I've seen it nine times!
Person 1: Microsoft sucks donkey ba***!

by Fuckitall October 13, 2008