Machel

Machel is a handsome man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls horny. He likes nice asses but perfers personality and face. He is outgoing and likes to spend time with others, yet when is around others he still feels alone.

Girl 1: Damn I'm horny all of a sudden.
Girl 2: Yeah fr, me too gurl. What the hell is going on?
Girl 1: Ohh, it's Machel, who came in the room. I want to fuck him so badly.
Girl 2: Omg you too!?

by African_Machel November 21, 2021

Paper mâché (a bitch)

The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners

head.

I'm about to paper mâché (a bitch)

by kristy rowbothem June 17, 2014

spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.

That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.

by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009

Micheal

Micheal is a very cute and amazing person he loves sports and he has a sense of fashion. He doesn't like hoes

micheal is good a getting girls

by Billybol13463 July 30, 2017

Mayor McCheese.

It is a synonym for wang.

Sometimes I like to look at pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and play with my Mayor McCheese.

by Tom Penniman December 10, 2005

machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen

Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003