Ling Ling

A student (usually Asian) that overachieves or is named Alyssa Tang.

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition

by csorx214 September 19, 2018

Ling Gong

Opposite of Wu Mao. A person who blindly attacks a China enjoyer.

Person A: Based on this article, China is doing a bit of good in the world.
Person B: You're a Chinese shill!
Person A: Go away, Ling gong.

by simp2000 April 17, 2021

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

Ling Jing

A girl that only Jeff will love. The most beautiful girl and smart and patient, a girl who is quiet but noisy when there’s no one

Ling Jing is my gf

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ding a ling

A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.

Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead

by LC15 January 26, 2018

ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.

how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

Ling Xiao Bimbam

Ling Xiao Bimbam (凌霄避免爸妈) an ancient inscribed word that translates to:

"Insult the green hemp snake whom ascended to heaven"

It was inscribed by Berlann, the first founder of Qiandeng Town in the Suzuhou prefecture. Other scribes are untranslated so far, but have been confirmed to have been written by scholars of Chengdu by thr names of Ren Ting, Jae Ju, Ki Zuna, Yu Lia.

Ling Xiao Bimbam!

Yes! Insult the snake!

by DefinitionsThatMatter April 10, 2024