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by Cole Basile May 27, 2022
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Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.
Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)
by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020
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Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.
I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.
by Brodzilla July 31, 2016
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hope posterizing

Adapting an image, usually of a person, in a way that it resembles the 2008 Obama Campaign 'Hope' poster by Shepard Fairey.
After Romneys remark about cutting funds for PBS, the internet started hope posterizing images of Big Bird.
by Daanweb October 11, 2012
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J-Hope

Your hope, your angel.
J-Hope from BTS is such a great dancer.
by comealongp December 24, 2017
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is hope perfect

Is hope perfect Hope is gorgeous.
by Cole Basile May 27, 2022
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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012
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