finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations
Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”
by Tralalalash September 27, 2023
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When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.
So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."
by unDURYEAted January 05, 2022
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nice finish

When you achieve something you wish to accomplish in a timely manner, and get the recongnition of your peers
Adam: Hey Dan did you get all your homework done so you can work on your basketball jumper

Dan: Yeah I did Adam I got all of the homework done I got a lot of practice in.

Adam: Nice finish Dan!
by EarlySpore November 29, 2018
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