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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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National Grab Dick Day

A day where u grab a boys duck without a problem
National Grab Dick Day:

Challenge your friends see how many dicks you can grab
by Ndhsb dhdbshja April 18, 2019
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National Grab Dick Day

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.
by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019
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Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.
Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick
by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021
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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
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