Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
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even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
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A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
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Get the Colton mug.Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.
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