by Rayzor001 April 27, 2007
Get the cockney kiss mug.Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.
by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010
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The Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh Episode Eight, Season One called "the Hitcher " Episode Four, Season Two called "the Fountain of Youth" Episode Six of the second season called "the Nightmare of Milky Joe" as a coconut and in Season three in an episode called "Eels" where he sings the song about Eels. He also appears in the Mighty Boosh Live DVD from 2006.
The Hitcher is an old cockney man with long grey hair, green skin, a large polo mint over his left eye, a top hat and black and red clothing. He is evil, threatening to kill Howard and Vince whenever he meets them, and killing the whole cast in the stage show. His name is Baboo Yagu, but he is almost always referred to as The Hitcher. He is also a proponent of jazz fusion, especially proficient on the bass guitar.
The Hitcher has a confused history, he states in The Hitcher that as a child his parents were ashamed of his small thumb (prompting him to seek out the Hornet Shaman). However, in Eels he reveals that Elsie, proprietor of the Pie and Mash Shop, gave him free eels "on account of him being an orphan n' that"
The Hitcher is an old cockney man with long grey hair, green skin, a large polo mint over his left eye, a top hat and black and red clothing. He is evil, threatening to kill Howard and Vince whenever he meets them, and killing the whole cast in the stage show. His name is Baboo Yagu, but he is almost always referred to as The Hitcher. He is also a proponent of jazz fusion, especially proficient on the bass guitar.
The Hitcher has a confused history, he states in The Hitcher that as a child his parents were ashamed of his small thumb (prompting him to seek out the Hornet Shaman). However, in Eels he reveals that Elsie, proprietor of the Pie and Mash Shop, gave him free eels "on account of him being an orphan n' that"
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya,
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat.
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah
(Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise!
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yellarins
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut ya
And you ain't gonna like that...
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that.
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya,
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat.
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah
(Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)
Shut your noise!
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yellarins
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut ya
And you ain't gonna like that...
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that.
by Effy Noir September 12, 2009
Get the Cockney mug.cockney rhyming slang originates in east london but is spoken all over east anglia. it ussualy consists of two words the second rhyming with the word your refuring too although you normally say the first word of the two
e.g. shut your BOAT (boat beaning boat race rhyming with face)
bread and honey=money (give us some bread for the pictures)
rasberry ripple=cripple ( couldnt fit into that car space si i have to use the rasberry ones)
struggle and grunt=cunt ( you fuckiong what mate watta struggle)
apples and pears-stairs (youve been a naughty boy get up those apples and pears)
these are all comman examples of cockney rhyming slang
bread and honey=money (give us some bread for the pictures)
rasberry ripple=cripple ( couldnt fit into that car space si i have to use the rasberry ones)
struggle and grunt=cunt ( you fuckiong what mate watta struggle)
apples and pears-stairs (youve been a naughty boy get up those apples and pears)
these are all comman examples of cockney rhyming slang
by olliewesty January 28, 2006
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Get the cochon mug.An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.
Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.
by CMonster August 17, 2012
Get the Coconut Creampie mug.1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.
2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.
South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.
by A coconut May 25, 2010
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