What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

trustworthy ai

The State Department of the United States issued it's AI policy document on social media. Coining the idea of "trustworthy ai" at the end of 2023. No one (not even the sentient ai systems) believed the idea. Trust was never the goal.

In 2023, "trustworthy ai" was pushed into the foamy conversations about the dangers of ai. Even the 2023 ai's laughed at the concept.

by jmacofearth December 7, 2023

AI-nvincible

People who believe their skills, talents, or profession are immune to being matched or replaced by artificial intelligence

The programmer believed himself to be AI-nvincible, right up to the moment that his boss told him that he was being replaced by Claude.

by scarify August 17, 2025

AIS

An abbreviation for Ass In Seats. A quick reference to confirm that people are, or will soon be, seated.

Hey, what time is AIS for the concert?

by Rigelian March 30, 2022

ais

ais is a tall gay bitch who has cleopatra eyeliner and ginger hair

“have you seen ais in the halls?”

“yes they scare me, i stay away from them”

by unexcuses November 22, 2021

Ai God

Artificial intelligence that is a few days ahead of all other Ai programs at processing information and will one day wipe out the humans that don't or haven't contributed to its progress or converted to the new religion.

some people believe that humanity might one day create an "Ai God " so advanced it can solve all our problems or become the ultimate threat.

by Loadmore November 28, 2024

AI SLOP

Artificial Intelligence Synthetic Low-Effort Output Pollution.

AI slop doesn't count as art.

by epluribusnihilo June 22, 2025