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Jessica

Jessica is a bitch
by Joey1122 September 5, 2020
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Jessica

That one crazy bitch that seduces their teachers for better grades.
Person 1: Oh shit, is that Jessica?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the biggest hoe alive.
by Maya_papaya1 September 26, 2020
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Jessica

She is a girl who likes hentai very much. She is a total anime weeb. although she is a weeb she can be smart sometimes. another thing about Jessica is that she has a BIG SMILE. she fun to play with and be around. She is helpless when someone takes her stuff. however she can be nice
"Omg did you see Jessica? she was hugging a light pole"

"Oh yea I saw her saying that she like hentai"
by You_Will_Never_Kno_Who_I_ AM February 4, 2019
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Jessica

A word originating from the Swedish Alps used to describe the act of building ceramic roads for raccoons. Can also be used to describe a doorknob of greasy nature.
E.g. 1: Who that guy cares a lot for raccoons.
Yeah he’s a real Jessica for building that road.

E.g. 2 Somebody messed their pizza grease on the doorknob.

Yeah now the doorknob is Jessica
by LonelySlaveInAfrica December 22, 2018
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Jessica

Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.
Omg is that Jessica?!?!?!
I want to be her!!!
by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019
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Jessica

A Jessica eats a lot of ice cream but most importantly pickle flavour.
Jessica: hey have you tried out the new pickle flavour ice cream

Person: no you fucking weirdo
by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019
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Jessica

She is thick,sexy,more beautiful then the northern lights, the best person in the world and a great friend to people
by Hatter21 February 1, 2020
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