religion

The greatest form of emancipation known to man.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.

little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?

dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.

by asc asc June 24, 2008

religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

religion

bullshit

Nigger you chatting religion

by Jamesyb October 28, 2018

religion

it equates to myth, folklore, fable, fairy tales, stories that have been recycled over and over since the known civilization to humankind. You name it, it's been there - creation, adam and eve, the deluge, moses's existence, yahweh, jesus, virgin birth, crucifixion, resurrection, old and new testaments, heaven, hell and so on and so on. therefore, if man told these stories, then they are not from God for God is a spirit, our conscience and that's about it.

myth folklore fairy tale epic religion

by monkeybusiness! August 6, 2011

religion

What nearly every man/woman "finds" in the foxhole.

While in 'nam, I found religion.

by love2lindy May 13, 2005

religion

Any belief that one has, and will never change from outside sources. It has nothing to do with god, or the meaning of life, or what happens when we die. it has nothing to do with where we come from. a religion is nothing more than a concept one believes with all of their heart.

A code of honor is one type of religion.

by karri0n October 17, 2003

religion

a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.

i am sick of religion.

by dmfva January 1, 2019