1. When two partners engage in intercourse and their genital pubes get entangled/hooked with one another.
2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
Oh, OHHHH YEAHHH ohh oh OHH OH OHHHWWWWW AH AH AH AHHHHHH AH GAWD AH AHHH ASSSSSSSDFGHJKLLLLLKGOCDCGCUFY,CJUF 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170
AHHHHHHH and done.
So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
AHHHHHHH and done.
So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
by The Brown Joint January 13, 2012
by Ijjjsh November 23, 2011
by Xtine Max January 02, 2004
by MahLyefAsGingerr June 21, 2011
A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)
Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!
Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
by Mr HJL January 16, 2008
by Dennis Schaeffer August 03, 2010
when doing any activity where your testicles get sweaty you can develope pube nueget, it is a mixture between ball sweat, semen remnants, piss, and ball cheese. the substances combine making a nueget like object that is sticky and slippery. when you develope the pube nueget you will die after getting PNAS (pube nueget acute syndrome) pube nueget is highly contageous and sticks to your pubes hinting the name "pube nueget"
johnathan ran a marathon after mastrabating and developed pube nueget therefor killing him and all within a 600 meter distance
by negrolyncha February 07, 2011