Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH

Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..

by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022

Keith

Big dick

Keith has a big dick

by 😱🤨😏😁😒😐🤭 October 4, 2022

Keith

Someone who is gay

Jim: that Keith over there is so gay

by The Detroit river October 16, 2023

Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

charlie keith duncan

a mad lad

charlie keith duncan is a valorant player

by summerpee April 7, 2022

Keith

A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.

Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing

by •°•°XoxO•°•° February 26, 2023

Keith

Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.

Keith is the love of my life.

by Michaela Ainslie November 23, 2021