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holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009
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holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up
person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec
by morgmac3 November 16, 2016
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holy water

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.
by seventyone November 24, 2019
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Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019
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Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row
Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7
by 8-7 October 17, 2018
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The Holy Vegancore

All practising vegans collectively, and the movement of Veganism in general when regarded as an ethically superior lifestyle and ascending a state of enlightenment, morality and human impeccability.

A hardcore or self-righteous vegan can be seen as a member of the Holy Vegancore and may often be labelled as vegancore, veganazi and vegangelical.
That self-righteous vegan thought he was a member of the Holy Vegancore.
by Kendal Boy March 8, 2008
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Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.
I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini
by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010
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