holy puta

puta is used for whore or cunt in spanish or portuguese, in slang
a holy puta can be translated to mean a holy whore, one who is engaging in prostitution but denies it or a wife who practices adultery but still sees herself as pure.

His wife is a holy puta yet he refused to divorce her.

by garanji September 24, 2017

The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018

Holy livins

Another way to say holy cow.

Holy livins that shit was crazy.

by Jayson's words February 19, 2017

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.

"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"

by odorousnow April 23, 2016

The Holy Ten

A way to pleasure your significant other by putting your hands together as if you’re praying and inserting it into them.

Optional: Spreading your hands apart of insertion adds more fun to The Holy Ten.

Warning: May cause pain. May cause relationship problems.

Some guy: Bro I gave my girl The Holy Ten last night.

Some dude: It was supposed to be a joke.

Some guy: She broke up with me.

by RDCurs August 3, 2021

Holy bowl

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

by 8-7 October 17, 2018

holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018