The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.
Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger
by jininho August 31, 2021
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
by Undeadgothbussy September 10, 2022
Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
by gorilla hanger December 11, 2013
by Ruralrowboy April 10, 2016
A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat
by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018
Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .
by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 08, 2016