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Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020
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hanger strike

When someone's hunger triggers their anger and causes them to lash out and at a nearby victim. Hanger is a prerequisite of a hanger strike.

Hanger strikes vary in frequency. Common remedies include pizza, chocolate, and restraining orders.
"Damn, what happened to your eye?"
"My baby mamas on a hanger strike."
"Oh, snap"
by Kiss Kiss & Hero June 2, 2019
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lip hanger

a hick, redneck, or other slow talking, intellectually impaired individual. Classified by the hanging or depressed lower lip, usually the result of excessive use of chewing tobacco and/or a constant state of confusion.
Steve: I tried to call JimBob but his phone got shut off.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
by BigPum December 9, 2008
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Hanger

The turd that’s stuck between sphincters. Wipe, wipe, wipe again, and what’s the use?
Someone grab me another roll of buttwipe, I’ve got a nasty hanger in here. It’s like wiping a marker.
by Ashketchummmmmm June 28, 2019
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Hanger Queen

Commonly found lurking around the flying club common room or attempting to bone the young receptionist; the typical Hanger Queen is the staple of every flying club. Dedicating their existence to supposedly helping the club, their obnoxious and self-centred attitude quickly forces respect among all levels and it's not uncommon for these traits to influence the way the club is run. In the rare case of seeing one of these old farts flying, you'll be able to instantly tell with their shocking airmanship skills (yelling at other pilots on the radio/ passive aggressive remarks) and equally as bad flying. However, they get around it by worshipping all the flying instructors like they're Jesus. In fact, you'll often come across your CFI sat at their designated table; listening to the queens ramble on about 'the good ole days of flying' while you're banished to sit in the plane; like a mother sending her naughty son to his room!

Tip- If you want to have a bit of fun and trigger a Hanger Queen, simply complain about a minor club issue. They treasure all their self centred rules and wont take criticism lightly!
'A hanger queen nearly collided with me today as he was making up his own circuit pattern'
'Some hanger queen yelled at me for unintentionally sitting in 'his seat'.

'My CFI was late because a hanger queen was telling him about his Thai bride'
'My flying lesson was cancelled because the hanger queen piloting the aircraft before arrived back 3 hours late'
'You don't want to get on the wrong side of that hanger queen; he got a member suspended for disagreeing with the new rules he enforced'
'I've heard the hanger queens don't have to pay membership as they're on the board of directors'

'I called final and a hanger queen decided to back-track anyway'
by BarnoManYouGetMe September 30, 2020
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high heel hangers

super huge hoop earings worn by gehtto hooch women.
damn, thats girls rocking the biggest high heel hangers I've ever seen, what a slutamuphigus.
by sheepdog1 August 11, 2017
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Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way
"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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