Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.

Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!

by SLĀ October 22, 2023

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pulling a haley

sleeping with the neighbor

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"

by crickets07 December 13, 2012

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haley indoe

She is an unloving peice of dooty shart but she smells like a bag of horse sheet.

Person 1:"Dude that girl smells like rotten cheese."
Person 2:" yeah she is Haley indoe, she reeks."

by Brosdudesandhoes April 09, 2022

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haley

A last minute mandatory urgent request.

Glen just gave me another HALEY that I have to complete for tomorrow morning.

by L B M November 23, 2017

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Haley

Haley is a free soul, down to earth, and is not afraid to point out the flaws of almost anything. She is beautiful, she is blunt, and she is tough. Haley is blunt, so sometimes she’s judge mental, but she’s aware of that fact. She’s caring in her own way, and tend to be quiet. She doesn’t want anyone to see her pain, so she’s often quiet about it. If you have a Haley in your life, treasure her. She is a very special person.

“Is that Haley? The one that just smacked that boy for tickling her friend!”
“Yep! That’s her.”

by Orbit Shmorbit May 25, 2023

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