olivia graham is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she's smart, she's kind and is always there to talk to if you need it. her grades are immaculate. she's quite the perfectionist and she has the clearest skin.
by livvyinnit May 31, 2021
Get the olivia graham mug.Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!
by Harvv77 December 20, 2024
Get the Oh Graham mug.Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!
by Harvv77 December 20, 2024
Get the Oh Graham mug.The act of when a Graham's girlfriend is licking and nibbling his scabby salty balls, she looks like a rabid flea infested dog when it's feverishly nibbling itself to scratch at its fleas, the scum soaked scabs are her favourite snack. Mmm
Accidentally walks in on a Graham and his girlfriend's while she's gobbling his nutsack like a starving dog,
Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing
Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty
Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing
Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty
by Graham guzzler June 20, 2025
Get the Graham grayballing mug.THE most annoying character to ever enter a video game, in the history of video games.
She’s actually so bad she makes me want to pull my ears off.
She’s actually so bad she makes me want to pull my ears off.
LEON! Help! I can’t climb ladders! Put out your stupid arms! LEON! Catch! Leon! Help! Where are you going Leon? DONT SROP KICK ME LEON! - Ashley Graham Re4R
by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon February 7, 2025
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My roommate keeps leaving soggy grahams in the shower. He needs to either waffle stomp better or not shit in the shower.
by Camp Teacher February 22, 2025
Get the soggy graham mug.My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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