German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

by Dirrkk June 3, 2009

German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012

German wrench

When a guy preceeds to pinch the clit and twist it.

Hey dude this one girl wanted me to do a german wrench last night when i was eating her out.

by shitastical August 3, 2009

German Cheesecake

The sexual act of eating out a girl after going ass to pussy.

*The faint traces of fecal matter and precum mixed with the vaginal fluids are what produce its signature taste

"Ay man, me and Alyssa were feeling kinky last night and I gave her a German Cheesecake."

"Every time Tyrell gives a girl a German Cheesecake, he always feels the need to fuckin tell everyone about it"

by BigZmv November 14, 2016

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009

German Elevator

When two partners spread their buttcheeks and one partner poops into the other partners' butthole.

After an exquisite dinner, we went back to my place and performed the German Elevator. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007