When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
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Get the So Diddy mug.Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.
Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.
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Get the Diddy mug.The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.
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Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"
Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*
Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"
Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*
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