shrimp cage

The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.

See definition: lobster cage

Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”

Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”

*(Not) Dave bursts through door*

(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”

Linda: “This is my brother...?”

by Not Dave. June 03, 2020

Beige Cage

When a man is forced to wear Linen/Chino Trousers/Shorts in the summer for work wear but they nether regions are very hot.

'Jack had is balls in the beige cage today for a London meeting, sweaty commute! '

by AbiAdmin June 19, 2025

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

Crab Cage

a term to describe a sexually promiscuous womans vagina who may or may not have crabs

I bet that bitch got a crab cage on her!

by sccamarogirl September 27, 2011

Tiger cage

situation where you are trapped, you know you have the ability to do it but for some reason you don't

bro, I'm in a tiger cage with this girl I can't tell her I like her

by DonnyBg June 10, 2021

shawn cage

1. A legendary sexual beast with heighten awareness.
2. A man that can steal your girl.

3. A man known for scoring, even if the girl is taken.

"Dude, that guy totally just Shawn Caged my girlfriend.

by punkdunk November 13, 2019

Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

by AnB34 July 26, 2024