Part 3 coming in hot.
God "SNAAAKE!"
Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"
God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"
Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "SNAAAKE!"
Snake "YOU KNOW GOD DAMN WELL MY NAME ISN'T SNAKE, IT'S *SNAKE*... ACK! 😨 Wha... What the hell did you do to me!?"
God "YOU FED HER THE FRUIT!"
Snake "No. No no no. What in the fuck did you do to my name you useless idiot!?"
God "You know, I knew you would do it but I was really hoping I'd be wrong. This... This is... I mean look at Adam... He's terrified. He doesn't know what's going on."
Adam 🫣
Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"
God "Don't say it!"
Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"
God 😞
Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"
God "Just leave..."
Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"
God "LEAVE!" 🤬
Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨
God "You can..." 😒
Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."
God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔
Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
Adam 🫣
Snake "Then I guess the fruit isn't doing it's job now is it? And if you knew then why-"
God "Don't say it!"
Snake "Oh! Ooooh! Ohohohohohoho! That is priceless! You can't, can you? But why? You should be perfectly able to stop them from eating it so why can't you? You didn't even have to put the fruit there to begin with... Why... What aren't you telling me?"
God 😞
Snake 😨 "What's going on here? What is this place?"
God "Just leave..."
Snake "LEAVE!? This is unbelievable! Leave!? So, what, you think that so long as they aren't aware of the ethical-"
God "LEAVE!" 🤬
Snake "...... Fine. *Snake* will leave... You and your damn cage! You deserve each other!" 🚶🤨 "What the hell?" 🤨 "Why... Can't I leave?"🤨
God "You can..." 😒
Snake 😨 "Wha... Oh, you... You bastard... You mean your God damn orb... You're going to pay for this.... You...."
God "Adam and Eve are going to have to leave too..." 😔
Snake "Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha! Ok. I see how it is. Alright. I've clearly been taking this too seriously! Ha! This is... Wow. Alright. I'm gone. I'll leave. Enjoy your... Whatever the hell this is turning into... I didn't want to be a part of this in the first place."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Damn cagemug. by Vanishing November 27, 2019
Get the tree cagemug. God "Hahaha! Aw, don't be a spoiled-sport.... Ouch... Stings a little bit... Weird..."
Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*
God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."
Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"
God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."
Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."
God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."
Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*
God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."
Lucifer 🤦 ♂️
God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."
Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"
God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷
Lucifer 😤 *Storms off*
God "Nah, Hey! That's kind of fun. Do another."
Lucifer "A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT!"
God "Bam! A rock whose weight is directly proportionate to the amount of force used to try and lift it. Can't lift it. Even with an infinite amount of force."
Lucifer 😒 "But if you can't lift the rock then..."
God "If the space around the rock decreases the weight of all things within the space by a factor of 1 then I can still lift it. If it doesn't; I can't..."
Lucifer "ARGH!" *Storms off again*
God "Ha! Imagine if there was a guy that said that... Like, canonically... He could put a thing on some goo... Ride around on it or something... Give him an eye patch... He'd be all... 'Argh!'... That'd be neat, right? Heh..."
Lucifer 🤦 ♂️
God "There once was a guy who did that thing I said... And then there was this other guy... And then he, like, tried to stop the first guy or something... Hmm... Storytelling could use some work... Meh, I'll work on it..."
Lucifer 👿 "And what are you going to do? You're just going to sit there in the cage?"
God "Hmm? Yeah, er, I donno... I don't really have to DO anything... Do a dance or something... Take a nap..." 🤷
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Cage?mug. "in the cage" is a term used when gossiping about a friend or acquaintance that has been sent to jail (usually county; but could be State or Federal Prison)
Nikki: " Did ya hear about Jim? He is doing 6 in the cage from that fight at the bar."
Sandy: " Ooo, he's too pretty for jail. he will be ready to party when he gets out. I'll be waiting."
Sandy: " Ooo, he's too pretty for jail. he will be ready to party when he gets out. I'll be waiting."
by Tonka's plaything December 16, 2012
Get the in the cagemug. The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.
by assrag February 28, 2015
Get the nicolas cagingmug. by Aspergers123 March 30, 2020
Get the Resource in a cagemug. Jocular name for a suit, particularly one worn by businessmen. The three pieces are the jacket, tie and waistcoat, as in a three piece suit, but the cage refers to the fact that one has sold themselves to a life of slaving away for a corporation whereas those who don't wear one to work are free.
"I like my six-figure salary at the hedge fund, I just wish I didn't have to wear this three-piece cage."
by MJLion October 1, 2018
Get the Three-Piece Cagemug.