bonk! atomic punch

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2

when used scout will drink it and then be invincible for 8 seconds
however during this time scout can not attack or capture any objective
when the effect ends the damage he would have taken is turned into a slowdown effect

scout: ill go distract the sentry nest
team: how? you will just die
scout: ill use the bonk! atomic punch

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.

If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

by Don't you worry about it.... February 20, 2009

Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgoblulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser

Commonly known as the PATSY, of course "PASTY" is only an acronym for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgoblulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser. This was originally made in "Captain Underpants, and The Attack Of The Talking Toilets" It can turn any 2D photograph and transform it into a living, breathing copy of that image.

I present the PASTY 2000, it can transform any 2D object into a 3D living, breathing copy of that image. It will revolutionise the world!

It was revolutionise the world and you call it PATSY?!

That's just an acronym. It stands for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgoblulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser .

by AWL1234 January 15, 2021

frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.

I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie

by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007

Nuclear Atomic

Nuclear Atomic is a username in his own kind. It's someone you should know what he or she's capable of. Nuclear Atomic describes the word of power. Like some would throw you into a nuclear zone full of radiation. You will most likely see this name in videogames or as a profile on internet sites. However you should always know his power and be aware of it. In games he would smash you 'till your death. Nuclear Atomic is not known for its toxicity, but known as a "Player toxic maker". He eventually could ruin your day as an opponent. But if you are on his side, you'll have the greatest time ever. If some is a Nuclear Atomic, then people are anxiety around HIS reality. But remember: A Nuclear Atomic would only hurt you, when you hurt him.

ICrack90sinFN: "Hey I got smashed in VIDEOGAME"

Anonymous: "Or bruh dude you're so bad just quit"

ICrack90sinFN: "It was Nuclear Atomic"

Anonymous: "Holy mother of god... Bless you."

by Nuclear Atomic July 14, 2021

The Atomic Bomb

To pull tightly on the skin around one testicle and squeeze that testicle up, isolating it. The resulting isolation of one testicle takes on the conspicuous form of a mushroom cloud after an atomic bomb explosion. Performing this trick with both testicles results in the popular "The Brain."

Louis was walking and turned when Carl called his name to see Carl giving him The Atomic Bomb, and he had nightmares about that hellish, veiny testicle mushroom cloud for weeks.

by EllisHobbs September 22, 2010

average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006