My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.
by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
Get the Cock au twomug. a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh
1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID
by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023
Get the Two TPOTmug. In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 30, 2019
Get the Two Bitmug. Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.
by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024
Get the Two Ton Toddler’smug. Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
Get the two pump kingmug. When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.
Person 1: that girls a total two scooper
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt
by cumslut813 September 18, 2021
Get the Two scoopermug.