glossy taco

a glossy nail polish top coat

put on a nice thick coat of glossy taco

by nihan rals April 18, 2018

glossy taco

A phrase often used by Nail artist to express a glossy top coat

Is that a glossy taco on your nails

by thicccvicckkk August 14, 2017

glossy taco

A "Glossy Taco" is a name Cristine (from simplynailogical) uses as another term for A "Glossy Top-Coat" for your nails.

"Just put you glossy taco on and your nail is done"
"Look at that glossy taco! It's so good!"

by Nugget Approves August 14, 2017

guapo in her taco

Jizzing in a pussy

I just made guapo in her taco

by Creampie November 26, 2015

taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish

Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?

by Haley dow August 11, 2025

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018