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Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
by Kimbusha January 7, 2021
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Rock 'n Roll in her soul

Owning a bar, having tattoos, loving the 50s era style, riding a motorbike, and loving a good pair of boots.
She has Rock 'N Roll in her soul, because she owns a bar, has tattoos, loves the 50s era style, rides a motorbike, and loves a good pair of boots.
by Ethan Sails September 1, 2023
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Swiss Roll

When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?
Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?

No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.
by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019
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Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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Rick Roll

Rickroll is a type of a troll that been used for over a decade now. When song "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley plays it automatically counts as you getting rickrolled
*Never Gonna Give You Up plays* Person 1:HEY! YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED! Person 2:Aw man... I was on my not getting rickrolled streak
by Slavik85 August 11, 2022
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Definition:
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.

Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.

Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.

Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.

Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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