When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025

by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019

a word that boomers use when talking about doing anything slightly to the left of doing dishes for fun
by bakedalaskathepunk March 15, 2022

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch
by Sturtz March 9, 2014

Bro 1: Jeez I'm hungry bro.
Bro 2: Care for some Dhakaiya Paneer Roll?
Bro 1: Aw shucks, you know I love me some of that, but don't wanna get stoned for it by the radicals.
Bro 2: Care for some Dhakaiya Paneer Roll?
Bro 1: Aw shucks, you know I love me some of that, but don't wanna get stoned for it by the radicals.
by Degentio Cthulhu September 16, 2021

by supertay24 December 29, 2021

by Bawbag10 May 6, 2025
